I found this on my hard drive today.

Rukia to Ichigo

Her: I wanna come home

Him: And do what?

Her: Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

Rukia to Orihime

If a guy called my cleavage “mesmerizing” but is kinda related to me, does it still count?

Grimmjow to Ichigo

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

Grimmjow to Ulquiorra

You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

Aizen to Gin

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

Isshin to Ryuuken

it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.

Tonight I’m putting up some old mostly unedited fanfic drabbles of various pairings to post on various days during the week. IchiIshi, ChadIchi, IchiRuki, IshiHime, RenIchi and RenBya. All are quite short and inspired by songs but I liked some of them and have been wanting to post them. I’ll also put up a link to them on FF.net and dA. :) If you just want the fics without following me the tag for them will be Drabbles of Songs.

They range from smut, angst, fluff and loads of cheesy romance to just flat out heartbreak or humor.

THE ONLY ONE.

Instead of going AWW I’m just like:

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT I REALIZED I’M EXACTLY RUKIA’S HEIGHT AND ONLY A FEW POUNDS HEAVIER.

Dunno if anyone cares but I thought this was pretty funny…

I created a game of Sims(in Sims 3) where it’s basically a city but it has all the Bleach characters in it. Or the main characters at least. Even Ichigo’s family. So Ichigo is a young adult and I play him banishing spirits and all that fun stuff. But it’s him hanging out with his friends that is the most fun.

So he went to visit Rukia and Orihime in their highrise apartment and he went over to the call box and dialed her number…and he started screaming into it and smacking the speaker. And Rukia let him up XD The first thing he did was yelled at her. LOL. Canon relationship XD

He visited Renji at his place and they had some mac’n cheese and didn’t say anything to each other XDD But then Renji ended up skinny dipping in the pool at his place and Ichigo hid his clothes XDD He was pissed.

Isshin keeps throwing formal parties and inviting Ichigo to them like EVERY NIGHT.

And he went to see Uryuu and woke him up because he was asleep at 8 PM. And then proceeded to make bad jokes about his job in education. (It came up but I can’t remember XD) He was screaming into Ishida’s call box too BTW C;

Also for some reason my game has fancied Ichigo the type to use the “Tell Secret” option to say strange things to people XD One time he said “Spell check is for weaklings” WTF ICHIGO.

Oh boy, what fun.