Oh my god guys, I think Ichigo has been through it all now. In my Sim game he’s living with like 5 other people but the aliens chose to impregnate HIM.

Aliens- HIM. THE ORANGE HAIRED ONE.

Ichigo- WTF, WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?

And Renji witnessed him being abducted, did nothing and conveniently just walked on by nonchalantly when he was giving birth to it. AND DID NOTHING.

Renji- Oh, that looks painful.
Ichigo- FFF-SEE IF I EVER SAVE YOU, BASTARD.

Tonight my brother and I were sitting in the living room and Jurassic Park 3 came on.

Me-LOL Eric is Ichigo and Grimmjow’s kid.

My brother-LOL HE IS.

And then we RPed This:

Uryuu replaced Dr. Grant.

Ishida- THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT CAN GET ME ON THAT ISLAND.

…

Ishida- FUCK YOU KUROSAKI.

Ellie was Rukia and her husband was Kaien

Rukia-HOLY SHIIII-CALL THE MILITARY!

Billy was Renji XDDD

Renji-Hey, Raptor eggs…

*Steals a couple*

*Lets Ishida carry them around*

Renji-THEY WON’T NOTICE.

Raptor-BITCH STOLE MY EGGS.

Ben was Louis from Left 4 Dead.

Louis-I survived a zombie apcolpyse for THIS? WTF MAN.

Udesky was Luppi.

Luppi-…YOU ASSHOLE CAN’T I JUST LIVE FOR ONCE?

Cooper was Chad xD

Chad-…*KNOCKS ISHIDA THE FUCK OUT WITH ONE PUNCH*

LOLOL AMANDA WAS ICHIGO.

Ichigo-ERIC MY BAAAAAABBBBBBY, WHERE ARE YOU?

Grimmjow-You shouldn’t do that.

Ichigo- FFFFF-whatever…

Nash was Kira.

Kira-…WHY. :’(

Paul was Grimmjow…I kept joking he had a mustache XDDDD

Grimmjow-I renovate bathrooms and kitchens? And I have a blue mustache?…CHE.